So after scouring the internet in an attempt at procrastination, I stumbled upon something that shook me at my very core. An old furfag meme I think, featuring a furry enjoying a phalic waffle.
My fully developed, mature brain immediately shut down as I fell down laughing uncntrollably for a good minute.
After that fateful encounter, I knew what had to be done.

Who the fuck is reading this anyhow? I'm just humoring myself. Damn I'm pathetic.